Así es como los mexicanos traducimos frases del inglés

In Mexico we don't say "my two boyfriends were in the same place at the same time", we say "se me juntó el lavado con el planchado", which means "the laundry and the steam iron met each other" y está bien verga wey.

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— Shir. (@shirkna) December 28, 2017

In México we don't say "yes", we say "arre/ óraleva/ simón/ si montas una vaca encorralada/ orapues/ a huevo/ si diosito me lo permite y me presta salud" and I think it's cúl

— carmen⚡ (@contrafasica) December 28, 2017

In México we don't say R2D2 and BB-8, we say "Arturito and Bebocho", which means "Little Arthur and Cuddly Baby", and I think that's beautiful.

— mareoflores (@mareoflores) December 28, 2017

In Mexico we don’t say “I agree” we say “Camara pivote y rin, Mickey Pluto y Tribilín” which means: “Wheel Rubber, pivot and rim, Mickey Pluto and Goofy” and I think that’s beautiful.

— Mike Sandoval (@MiguelSandoval) December 28, 2017

In México we don't say "Who does that guy thinks he is?", we say "Mira a Don Vergas", which means "Look at Mr. Dicks", and I think that's beautiful.

— mareoflores (@mareoflores) December 28, 2017

In Mexico we don’t say “Stay alert” we say “Ponte Buzo Caperuzo” wich means “Be a Scuba diver Red Riding Hood” and I think it’s beautiful.

— diego (taylor’s version) (@gogomendez) December 29, 2017

In Mexico we don't say "yes, of course", we say "por su pollo", which means "for your chicken", and I think that's beautiful.

— Darinka Rodríguez (@atomicdarinka) December 28, 2017

In Mexico we don't say "how are you? ", we say "¿que transita por tu venas?" which means: what runs through your veins? and I think that's beautiful.

— Amellalillali (@amemayen) December 29, 2017